12:11 pm

Random Pregnancy Observation: Cravings

My stomach no longer listens to my brain.

Stomach: Want veggie egg rolls!

Brain: No, we have perfectly good food at home.

Stomach: Egg rolls?

Brain: No.

Stomach: Egg rolls!

Brain: No!

Stomach: EGG ROLLS!

Brain: NO!

Stomach: Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls!

Brain: NO! NO! NO!

Stomach: Pot stickers?

Brain: urrrrg… gurrrgle… *dies*

OMG I want some Panda Express veggie egg rolls.
Like, 100.
With sweet and sour sauce.
Now.