2:01 pm

The cherry on my cowpie…

With my luck today I am afraid to even boil water, the kettle will probably explode. If I go outside I bet a monkey will attack me!

Seriously, what is up with today? Nothing has gone right. I slept like crap last night and when I did doze off I had delirious nightmares and this sciatic thing is hanging on like a tick and I have the worse case of heartburn ever and my customers were horrible and some random guy tried to touch my stomach (my oversized work coat no longer seems to hide the baby belly or the guy had creepy pregnant homing instincts.)

But the cherry on all this is when I went to get an extra key cut for the mail box today I realized that I had lost my bank card.

Oh joy, I loved facing phone tree hell to get that canceled.

Meh.