11:04 am
Things I Have Noticed Since Giving Birth
- My problem with poo? Totally gone.
- “I’ve worn this skirt once already” has become “Hey this is still clean!”
- Being afraid of dropping the baby has turned into balancing him on my shoulder while burping him while bouncing him while I complete various tasks.
- There is no such thing as too busy to grab a nap.
- The pursuit if spiritual enlightenment now only requires looking at my baby (awwww.)
- I use to be the slowest eater in the world, now I eat even faster then Michael, probably even faster then my brother.
- I could never eat soggy cereal before without gagging, now even after it has turned to mush it tastes fine… It is quick, pretty healthy and still edible, therefor I eat it.
- In fact I can eat while I change a diaper.
- Quiet mediation time has turned into funny faces at baby time.
- As has meal time and bath time and…
- Breastfeeding Baby + Cloth Prefold Diaper = Table. Just toss that prefold over his body and you can totally rest your journal and pen there… or your bowl of cereal.
- Exercise has now become wearing the baby in a sling while cleaning (which is surprisingly calorie intensive.)
- Breastmilk stains no longer bother me (nor does spit up.)
- Spit is seriously the best cleaner ever, someone should market it.
- Seriously I think it could cure cancer or something.