12:11 pm

Random Pregnancy Observation: Cravings

My stomach no longer listens to my brain.

Stomach: Want veggie egg rolls!

Brain: No, we have perfectly good food at home.

Stomach: Egg rolls?

Brain: No.

Stomach: Egg rolls!

Brain: No!

Stomach: EGG ROLLS!

Brain: NO!

Stomach: Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls! Egg rolls!

Brain: NO! NO! NO!

Stomach: Pot stickers?

Brain: urrrrg… gurrrgle… *dies*

OMG I want some Panda Express veggie egg rolls.
Like, 100.
With sweet and sour sauce.
Now.

2 Comments

  • Nydia Says:

    Hi there. I just got your blog from the 2 witches blog, I’m always looking for pagan sites for obvious reasons, for I’m a pagan mom… And I had to laugh with your fight between brain x stomach. I had some if it myself in my pregnancy, so I can relate to that! :) May your brain wins more often, but your stomach eventually can get some yummy stuff too. Hope to see you around, visit my page whenever you feel like it! hugs from Nydia, Brazil.

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  • Alex Says:

    All Hail Egg Roll!

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